Ahoy, matey. We’ve got your scurvy crew right here.
Well, scurvy in the a-lotta-hotties kind of way.
CBS today introduced the 16 pirates who will compete in “Pirate Master,” a new reality-based series from “Survivor” creator – and newly wed to that divine Roma Downey – Mark Burnett.

CAST OF “PIRATE MASTER”
Australian actor Cameron Daddo will serve as host.
According to the press release, “Pirate Master” will send 16 modern-day pirates on a high seas adventure where they will live as buccaneers and travel around the Caribbean island of Dominica in search of hidden treasure that will total $1 million.
Over the course of 33 days, these pirates will live aboard a massive 179 foot, square-rigged barque which carries 12,500 square feet of sail.
Each week, the pirates will embark on extraordinary expeditions where they will decipher clues along the way in search of missing treasure. Gold coins — real money which the pirates may take with them beyond the show — will be awarded after each expedition, but only to some. The gold will play a key role as pirates strike deals with each other or plead for long-term security.
In addition to claiming the lion’s share of the week’s riches, one pirate will become the captain of the ship and will assign roles and chores to the remaining crew members, setting the tone for either law and order or betrayal and sabotage, which could lead to mutiny by the crew.
Each episode will conclude on the ship at Pirate’s Court, a lively gathering of public speaking and judgment where one individual will be eliminated and “cut adrift.” In the end, one will be the first to find the largest booty, worth $500,000, and claim the title of “Pirate Master.”
The show comes on at 8 p.m. Thursday, May 31 on CBS. Until then, check out the booty.
The pirates competing in PIRATE MASTER (in alphabetical order) are:

CHRISTA DeANGELO
29
Tamaqua, Pa.
Ex-Military

BEN FAGAN
23
Boston
Student/Musician

LOUIE FRASE
43
Fishing Creek, Md. (originally from Park Ridge, Ill.)
Marina Owner

KENDRA GUFFEY
38
Los Angeles (originally from Anchorage, Alaska)
Dive Master

JAY HATKOW
37
Detroit
Automotive Parts Salesman

AZMYTH KAMINSKI
26
Los Angeles (originally Mt. Vernon, Wash.)
Music Producer

CHERYL KOSEWICZ
35
Sparks, Nev. (originally from Grand Couler, Wash.)
District Attorney

JOHN LAKNESS
25
Carlisle, Mass.
Scientist/Chippendale Dancer

JOCELYN “JOY” MCELVEEN
21
West Columbia, S.C.
Receptionist

ELICIA “JUPITER” MENDOZA
30
Los Angeles (originally from Santa Rosa, Calif.)
Bartender

JOE DON “J.D.” NORTON
36
Ft. Wainwright, Alaska (originally from Scottsdale, Ariz.)
Smokejumper

NESSA NEMIR
29
Berkeley, Calif. (originally from Oakland, Calif.)
Make-Up Artist

CHRISTIAN OKOYE
45
Rancho Cucamonga, Calif. (originally from Enugu, Nigeria)
Former NFL Player

LAUREL SCHMIDT
21
Los Angeles (originally Detroit)
Glass Blower

ALEXIS SHUBIN
26
Laguna Beach, Calif. (originally from Fountain Valley, Calif.)
Fashion Publicist

SEAN TWOMEY
27
Venice, Calif. (originally from Pensacola, Fla.)
Bartender